01:15 — Girl fight
Kiki dives over a checkout counter.
The princess swings her chainsaw,
slicing the counter in half.
Kiki kicks her in the face.
The princess spits out three teeth.
RUDE!
She pulls a glittering grenade from her bra.
Cute.
Kiki catches her wrist, twists it backward,
and shoves the grenade into the princess's mouth.
Eat it.
She kicks the princess into a refrigerator.
BOOM
The refrigerator explodes in a shower of pink ice cream, shattered glass, and blood.
A tiny princess doll appears on the floor.
Just exploded
Loves your hair
New friend
Princess
Hiiii! I'm Princess Sparkle!
Kiki stares at her.
Oh, fuck me.
All eighteen tiny creatures now follow Kiki.
01:45 — The rule
Kiki runs outside.
The sky turns bright yellow.
Giant smiling flowers rise from the ground.
A cheerful voice echoes across the island.
CONGRATULATIONS, CUTIES! IT'S FRIENDSHIP TIME!
Every player stops.
A gigantic golden heart appears above the island.
Congratulations, cuties!It's friendship time!New rule!Congratulations, cuties!It's friendship time!New rule!Congratulations, cuties!It's friendship time!New rule!
The most friendsA special prize!New rule!The most friendsA special prize!New rule!The most friendsA special prize!New rule!
rule!
“The player with the most friends gets a special prize!”
A leaderboard appears.
Kiki looks confused.
Who the fuck is Bunny Queen?
Suddenly, the entire island shakes.
Something enormous moves behind the pink mountains.
Everybody loves you.
with Kiki · Mr. Cuddles
End of episode 02 ♡
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